
When I look at glossy magazines, I think of Hephaistos, thrown from Olympus for being ugly, and I can’t help but wonder if he shudders at the airbrushed cover models who are made to look right with just one click of a computer key, does he leave a bolt askew on purpose when he tinkers in his workshop? Beauty is equated to health—if you are obese, it’s because all you do is eat and drink— and the world is built for the able body: “There’s a ramp here somewhere. Around the corner, maybe?” Would he shake his head, remembering when he was called Hephaistos the clubfooted? Does he know he’ll never make the front cover?
Image by Rachel Claire